My best friend calls me Bam-Bam
March 25 [Aries]. Full time tiny sarcastic asshole/adorkable idiot/friend with a vibrantly dirty sense of humor. 4ft 11in of "I'll whoop yo ass" and attitude.
You bark bitch, I will fucking bark and bite. I am straight forward and blunt. As my dad has put it: "She'll tell you what's what and where to go at the same time"
First Lady Productions
♡LOUD² Studios🐾iShotBarney Studios
I run Major Crimes Rewind
PIC: Diesel [Creator of Cheshire's Chaos Studios]
Shows: Major Crimes, PLL, Scandal, L&O: SVU, OITNB
Sharon Raydor, Olivia Benson, Porcelain Black, Kyra Sedgwick, Danielle Harris, and Shay Mitchell are my wifeys♡
I'd proudly smoke a blunt with Mary McDonnell.
Ships: Sharenda [2009; OTP: "Love is Tricky"], Shamar [2013; OTP: "With Broken Wings"] , Livily , MariMary 
my dash is outta control
#One of the best dash moments ever #BEAUTIFUL LADIES #Mary McDonnell #and #katharine hepburn #Yup!
#Mama Raydor #Major Crimes #Sharon Raydor #I love this woman #Seriously #In both mother mode #and #BAMF mode #She works them both #like a fucking boss #My wifey #my bae #my boo
abortion won’t stop because you made it nearly impossible to have clinical support
LGBT+ people won’t stop loving each other because you banned marriage equality
sex won’t stop because of your abstinence only education programs
LIFE WON’T STOP BECAUSE YOU DEEMED IT IMMORAL IT WILL JUST BECOME MORE RISKY
"If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."-Jellos Biafra
Imagine your middle aged OTP taking a vacation weekend in the north to antique. Person A falls in love with a huge, impractical pine table. They know it’s too expensive to buy and take home, but they stare wistfully at it. Person B notices. While Person A is showering at the bed and breakfast, Person B tells them they are running a quick errand. Person B sneaks out and buys the table and arranges to have it shipped to their cabin back home.
Two weeks later, Person A arrives home after a long day at work. Person B asks them to take the side dish into the dining room - where to Person A’s delight the huge, impractical pine table is now stationed.
Person A is so overwhelmed with emotion that they throw their arms around Person B’s neck for a makeout. After that - the table gets broken in quickly. The pine was a good, sturdy choice.
With a bit of imagination, she’s pole dancing
#Pole Dancing Raydor #Sharon Raydor #Major Crimes #SEXAH #BOW CHICA WOW WOW #I've pictured this numerous times #And she's done it in front of me #My wifey #my bae #my boo